[[MORE]]sometimes i just fill a post with emotions cuz i can’t put them into words
my dog playing with a laser pointer!! (((it’s my phone quality so it’s quite fuzzy))
michaxl: oomshi: *asks ouija board what’s for dinner* *finger slides to the d*
astreetcarnamedthetardis: the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
If I love you, is that a fact or a weapon?– Margaret Atwood (via fleurdulys)
jadeharlot: ye i’m a professional baby what of it
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
chatting about my new board...
brian: haha won't be as fun going back to the old one though
me: that's true... still its my first board! like your first love, it has a special place in you heart :')
brian: haha unless you find out they really sucked then they can have a special place reserved elsewhere
“this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” is the replacement for “i’m so done” i hate both of them equally
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless...– Dylan Moran (via feelgood-andhealthy)
jadeharlot replied to your post: it still isnt here :( SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH ;n; !!! maybe ups is just running late today :( i hope so!!!! otherwise i’ll just lay down in my grave tonight
it still isnt here :( SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH ;n;
People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.– Elvis Presley (via feelgood-andhealthy)
subtweet: more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
why is you being a douche bag protected under the bill of rights, but me telling you to shut the fuck up isnt
hm i should eat i’ve only been drinking this orange dream smoothie from jamba juice and absorbing the hunger games for about two hours if i waste my time i’d rather it be in books than tv less noise
So I was watching some old TV shows the other day...
baby-purple: Suzie crabgrass- From Ned’s declassified school survival guide Then Now- Ned Bigby Cookie Jennifer aka Moze Loomer Coconut Head Gordo from lizzie mcguire Larry Suite life of Zack and Cody- Esteban Zack Cody The Twins Wizards of Waverly place- Justin (OMFG!!) Max Zoey 101- Dena Dustin Lola ...
my longboard will be here without a doubt today…. i’m countin the minutes… srsly though i will scream and probably post a video cuz this fucker is going to be amazing
d-criss: jean valjean for father of the year because honestly how many dads will carry their adopted daughter’s boyfriend through a sewer of shit to keep him alive
michael got his first longboard today and i texted...
me: On a scale of 1-me how well does your board ride?
jk but srsly how is it?
me: God that'll be a great text to wake up to hahaha
jadeharlot asked: 7 10 39
lest f*ckin do this
1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?
2.When did your last hug take place?
3.Are you a jealous person?
4.Are you tired right now?
5.Do you chew on your straws?
6.Have you ever been called a tease?
7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
8.Do you cry easily?
9.What should you be doing right now?
10.Are you a heavy sleeper?
11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?
12.Are you mad at someone right now?
13.Do you believe in love?
14.What makes you laugh no matter what?
15.Who was the last person you talked to?
16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?
17.Will you get married?
18.When was the last time you smiled?
19.Does anyone like you?
20.Do you secretly like someone?
21.Who was the first person you talked to today?
22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
23.What are you NOT looking forward to?
24.What ARE you looking forward to?
25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?
26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?
27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
28.Are you a forgiving person?
29.How many TRUE friends do you have?
30.Do you fall for people easily?
31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?
32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
33.Who was the last person you drove with?
34.How late did you stay up last night and why?
35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?
36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?
37.Can you live a day without TV?
38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
39.Three names you go by..
40.Are you currently in a relationship?
41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?
42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?
43.What’s your current problem?
44.Have you ever had your heart broken?
45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?
46.How many kids do you want to have?
47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?
For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via josephgordonslevitt)
F U UPS YOU LIED TO ME