ye i’m a professional baby what of it
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via jadeharlot)
i’m going to make love to this board it’s heavenly
These Wheels are creamy as fuck and the deck is so responsive
chatting about my new board...
brian: haha won't be as fun going back to the old one though
me: that's true... still its my first board! like your first love, it has a special place in you heart :')
brian: haha unless you find out they really sucked then they can have a special place reserved elsewhere
“this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” is the replacement for “i’m so done”
i hate both of them equally
“People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like “be realistic.”
– Dylan Moran (via feelgood-andhealthy)
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(via kendricklamarduckworth)
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
(via obessioncycle)
!!! maybe ups is just running late today :(
i hope so!!!! otherwise i’ll just lay down in my grave tonight
it still isnt here :(
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH ;n;
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“People think you’re crazy if you talk about things they don’t understand.”
– Elvis Presley (via feelgood-andhealthy)
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more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
(via fucknobadtattoos)
why is you being a douche bag protected under the bill of rights, but me telling you to shut the fuck up isnt
